we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm bleeding and have questions
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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