I hate all girls vehemently.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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