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say what?
wanna hang out?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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