i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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