I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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