Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
