Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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