Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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