ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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