Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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