U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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