I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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