worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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