I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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