Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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