He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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