My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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