yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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