Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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