Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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