Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Holy sore nipples Batman
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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