we made out on top of his cat.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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