She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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