Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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