I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize
