Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
