To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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