OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
