He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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