Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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