The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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