The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
the liver wants what the liver wants
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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