Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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