I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize