I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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