Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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