so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
