Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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