Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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