I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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