**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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