I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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