Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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