It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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