If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
