her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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