Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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