yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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