Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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