And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
