let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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