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did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
