I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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