Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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