But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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